Monday, March 15, 2010

Adventures to 7Eleven (an actual dialouge)

Man: are you single
Moo: NO
Man: You Got any sisters?
Moo: I am going to be frank with you... you do not own the mental capacity, fiscal capacity, nor do you have enough Ritalin to even converse with any of my sisters on any level
Man: That's deep... so can I get your number?
Moo: No
Man: Why?
Moo: Because I forgot it, I have Sometimerz
Man: is that cure-able?
Moo: I forget if it is or not
Man: Damn ma' that's debilitating
Moo: so was this conversion