Sunday, March 07, 2010

Holy CRAP

I had such a long week/LIFE... and I am just about everything to just PAUSE... I am stressed beyond stress... but for some odd reason things don't seem SO bleak... Just slightly hazzy... so I guess that's a plus

I hurt my crotch on the banister in my house... and a puppy that looks like my dog showed up in my yard... and I am adopting it... against everything my GF says... I am naming him Hercules... I love him... Pics up soon of my new guy... any who...

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Its all about tha Bizzznasss

The business cards are ready to print and I think I did an excellent job with them... a few hours on Photoshop and voila

The front
The back

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Up Late

I got a fucking cold... I keep waking up... and the girl friend is denying me a iced beverage (water & tea) Damn I am in a funky mood... and I'm out of Robitussin... What the hell????

ooo my crafting swap is done! yay... I gotta send that bad boy out though.
I think I am in the mood to partake in some extracurriculars and fall back to sleep

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

iCramp

OMFG... Sweet baby Jaysus... iCramp.... & iHurt...
Womanhood... in definition: My ovaries makes me stronger than any man...
I need a drink... I need to do laundry... I guess I do that tomorrow at the same time...
I got a entry for the Por Que Jaysus Chronicles but i don't think its too funny... My grandpa is dead... My ex husband is working my nerves... My sister is a bitch... I been unproductive... I need a gym... I want to hit someone in the face, nuts, & neck...
iCramp

Monday, December 21, 2009

Artist Speaks: For My Mother

This is a portrait of Cecelia Zeigler... She is my mother... and I love her very much
I made this using water colors and masking fluid.

Happy Birthday Mommy


Monday, December 21, 2009

Por Que Jaysus Chronicles: Drunk 4 Year Olds in DRAG will ROB YOU

For your viewing pleasure I present to you 2 minutes and 10 seconds of total WHAT THE FUCK...


Is it me or is there something fishy going down in the burbs....
He is twisted off of some of the finest malt liquor... he sneaks into you houses... opens your gifts... puts on your dress... I am not sure if he is a revolutionary in the making or is in the pre-stages of becoming a pedophile... But he is 4 years old and clearly needs Jaysus...

Monday, December 14, 2009

Who are you lying for?

Everyday battles are lost everyday.

Everyday lies are fabricated everyday.
So who are you losing for? Who are you fighting for? Who are you lying for?
In a life of battles... and battle stories are we honestly fight the correct battles?
We fight to stay alive... proven with every breath we take.
We fight to remain conscious with every blink we make...
We are lied to everyday
Lies based on the lies of fathers of lands that never wanted us.
Lied to from the time we lay in the cradle
Lied to until we lay in the grave
Lies fabricating false security in a fight
I have created lies based on lies fed to me by life it's self
I am a liar
I have never lied for my self
Who am I lying for?
I fought for everything I have in my life
Now I am ready to stop fighting.
Let the battles fight them selves
Let the liars fulfill them selves
Let the lies I've told dissolve to dust
Am I surrendering?
Whats a surrender with nothing to surrender?
Whats a surrender when there is no one to surrender to?

Just rambling